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Meow meow meow annoying meow meow meow why? Meow meow meow not happy meow meow meow ears hurt meow meow meow make it STOP!
Chad “Kitty Scream” Bullock, meow on you. We regret that we are fresh out of 11.0’s, but please accept this jingly-jangly 10.9 and a kilo of catnip as compensation.
Posted by naomi at May 1, 2003 03:26 PM | TrackBackShort and to the point. An excellent review.
And to comment on the program, lets hope they don't expand into birds.
Posted by: Laemkral on May 1, 2003 03:31 PMWell, what do you know. Not only am I allergic to cats, but I'm allergic to cat software. Achoo!
Posted by: U. D. Mann on May 1, 2003 03:47 PMHow do you make a cat go "woof"?
Soak it in petrol and throw on a match.
Posted by: aussie boy on May 1, 2003 05:00 PMNo animals were hurt in the making of the above joke. Please do not soak cats in petrol and light them. Please donate to an animal shelter near you, or better yet, adopt a kitten from an animal shelter.
And stop picking your nose!
Posted by: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals on May 1, 2003 05:01 PMThe old man sat with his back to the fire. His computer was running. He browsed PerversionTracker.
"These short reviews are good," he said.
The fire crackled. His boots shone in the flickering light. Something stirred in his crotch ...
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway on May 1, 2003 05:03 PMReally needs a metalic interface.
Posted by: darko on May 1, 2003 05:09 PMHow do you make a dog go "Meeeeow?"
Freeze it, and slice in half with chainsaw.
Posted by: Rob on May 1, 2003 06:46 PMRob, you really have gone too far. A veterinary surgeon is coming to your home this evening. If you defend yourself successfully against the charge of animal cruelty, you will merely be neutered. Should you be unsuccessful, you will be put down immediately, packed into a garbage bag, and thrown into a dumpster. You will then have an eternity to contemplate your crimes -- in Hell!
Besides, I thought it was supposed to be a bandsaw ...
Posted by: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals on May 1, 2003 08:48 PMLaemkral, you've given me a great idea, so half of the millions are yours. What about "Oooo, BABY! 1.0" (or perhaps more appropriately, given the operating system, "Oooo BABY! XXX"? I'm not talking human progeny, mate, but the big s-e-x! It could have buttons like: "Yes, touch me there!"; "You're so big!"; "Mmmm! Just like that!"; "Yes, yes, yes ..."; and for the finale, of course, one for the film buffs -- "I'll have what she's having!"
Just sign this worthless contract, and we'll be out of business within minutes!
Posted by: aussie boy on May 1, 2003 08:54 PMHey, it's so obvious! See, as you drag the mouse around it goes SCREEEEEEEEEEE! Just like dragging something hard on a blackboard, SCREEEEEEEEEEE! So that everytime you move your mouse it goes SCREEEEEEEEEEE! Just like the whole nails on the chalkboard thing SCREEEEEEEEEEE! Is this a great idea for shareware, or what? I'm gonna be rich.
Posted by: Leibnitz, N. on May 1, 2003 09:16 PMdoesn't do anything on my system, Why do kitties hate me?
Oh, now I remember.
Well, if you say we'll make millions, I guess I'll agree to it.
*signs the document and realizes he sold himself into slavery*
Aw nuts...now I'll never finish my work on the JFK conspiracy...
kat-tastrophy:
It won't run from the disk image for some reason. Copy it off, and it will work. Why you would WANT it to work, I don't know.
Posted by: Jan on May 2, 2003 07:39 PMGreat Software! Try this on a dog! Much hilarity while they look for the cat!
(err, yeah, you probably didn't want to hear that 'Great Software' comment did you)
No, this is important information, my minnow-like friend. It would behoove all dog owners to know that using this 'utility' might endanger their sleep habits, if not their sex lives. Or that it might well contribute to global warming, as noted in your footnotes. But your basic premise that MeOWW 1.0 has the ability to destabilize cooling efficiency in light-water Westinghouse nuclear reactors was, maybe, a tad overblown. This problem was actually recognized in earlier model heavy-water reactors, where MeOWW 1.0 did appear to have significant effects on the yield of weapons-grade plutonium. These concerns were thankfully addressed by the software firm, and yields are back up at all nuclear facilities where MeOWW 1.0 is employed.
Puny Earthlings! Beware our wrath! The fact that our cat women will not mate with us due to their incorrect perception that we have wimpy vocalizations is their problem, not ours! Their insistence on louder and more frequent vocalizations is wrong, as decreed by the Great Feline in the holy city of Upchuk! Our demand that you send us the code for MeOWW 1.0 should not be construed as weakness! Our weapons are trained on your pathetic excuse for a planet! We can destroy you at will! Your famous Captain Picard will die in the flames of his planet!
Please disregard this message if your famous Captain Kirk is still operational, and accept our sincere apologies.
Posted by: Blxpleeth on May 3, 2003 08:37 PMHow about simultaneous playing of the meows?
Would also be much cooler if it were possible to run it totally hidden, and only control it via keyboard shortcuts, could make a great prank to play on any mac user.
None of you are cat owners.
None of you have cats that are facinated with the mouse cursor.
None of you repeatedly tell your cats to vamoose.
None of you have run this little app to get your kitties to scatter.
Sure beats lighting them on fire.
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