I can't be bothered to read all caps text. Ugh

What a marvellous comment, strobe. Concise, witty, well-informed. You are correct, of course, in that prose written entirely in capital letters makes for very difficult reading, and greatly reduced comprehension of the subject matter.

Unfortunately, however, your comment ignores the single salient fact that makes this such a good review (all right, it may well be a steaming pile of haemorrhagic rhinoceros stools, but it would be so much more difficult to defend it if I admitted that, would it not?) It is authentic in look and feel.

The incessant and troublesome spam letters upon which this review is based, which are basically attempts to hook up a direct suction line to the bank accounts of innocents, are predominantly sent in this format. This serves to make them doubly, triply, and even quadruply annoying. So unfortunately, while your point is well taken, it is also quite blatantly the half-thought-out work of a humorless stooge.

I dare you to prove me wrong, sirrah!

Belvedere, have you finished dusting the shrunken heads? Good, then bring me a bottle of Old Pudenda '42!

I was struck by the unusually cunning artificial intelligence that was employed. As I progressed through each level it seemed to get harder. I'm wondering if somehow these fellows hacked the Doom III engine?

By the way, don't bother to send Mrs. Mobutu any money, she's too honest for that. I know, I tried. If you just give her a credit card number, she'll charge the development expenses as they occur. And you will be on the ground floor of a gaming revolution! I'm gonna be rich!

Aussie Boy, you missed the reason that these requests for assistance are in all CAPITAL letters. You see, the evil heartless bastards that have frozen the bank accounts of these innocents that are pleading with you have also seized the lower case letters from their computers! And you Strobe, how dare you just ignore the plight of these unfortunates just because you're too special to be bothered to read all CAPS! You're the poster child of what's wrong with the world today. Poor, 3rd world people being raped of their lower case letters while people like you are too lazy to get off your butt and read their e-mail.

Ugh, this whole thing makes me sick. Excuse me while I go puke.

The download of this game has been removed "due to abuse". Apparently, getting a lot of publicity is considered abuse.

I would venture to suggest that the problem may lie more in self-abuse ...

aussie: "Old Pudenda '42"? Here in the States we prefer a younger, fresher Pudenda.

The structure of PvT is becoming clearer every day. Half the reviews are written by Aussie Boy. The other half are defended/discussed/blabbered about by Aussie Boy. Both halves are now tired and repetitive, just like my comments, your comments, and even ones from that ultimate rarity... a new reader. Call it a day, guys. It was great while it lasted.

Shock! Another reader forced to read our inanities. I sympathize with your compulsion to read every printed word you can possibly surf to.

But take heart! You are not forced to read what you dislike. That will only happen when Ashcroft becomes president in 2008.

"Old Pudenda '42?" I can respect you Aussies' commitments to good beer, but I've heard some things about your wines that bother me.

Just give me an OV, yes OV! Best tasting freshest beer! Just an OV yes an OV, the beer that makes you grin from ear to ear
(taken from a real commercial, by the way). An OV, yes, an OV!

Hummmm.

"Old vagina lager beer!"

I still can't turn off that goddamm meowing kitty app

While E. Bitterwhinger, you old devil! Where have you been hiding yourself? At last, someone with the gumption to take on the mantle "Abuser of the Abusers". Thank you, from the bottom of my small and cankerous heart ...