Playlist Creator 1.2

With the author’s mention of a five-star rating from the acclaimed Tucows network, we were thrilled to download this home run from that unparalleled quasar of Namibian software, Intelligent Computer Products. Until, that is, we remembered how thoroughly worthless Tucows has always been. Couple that with a lack of any actual official rating of Playlist Creator in the Tucows database, and our happy anticipation quickly faded into unmitigated anger.

Our belligerence towards this plop-like compost of feature replication only intensified once the metal palette/progress window made its leering appearance. And we say “palette,” because this window does indeed behave akin to a palette window, disappearing like a transient blackhead when placed in the background.

After an interminable period of waiting, we were finally taken to a scrofulous grid of popup menus, which allows one to select nearly any combination of genres imaginable (up to 20), and subsequently create a playlist from those items matching your criteria. Very useful for those instances where an undiagnosed mental compulsion prevents you from using the much-superior interface within iTunes for this task. Truly, the only unique function offered by this random sequence of bytes masquerading as “software,” is the ability to produce playlists on the basis of file format. Since only constipated audiophiles would store their music in AIFF format, and later create playlists on this basis, we can only surmise that the author’s creativity has been stifled by an infestation of Namibian tsetse flies. Perhaps the author has realized his own failure, as the previous $5 price (37.25 Namibian Dollars, abbreviated on the currency exchange as NAD) has been lowered to entirely free. Still, we do not accept this friendly gesture — we insist on compensation for our wasted time.

Intelligent Computer Products, we find your pitiful attempts at products to be entirely unintelligent, and your communication of intent to be semaphoric at best. Please accept our carefully considered 10.9 rating.

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