Once again, just for clarification, I am no longer offering free painting of a miniature as a prize. I am willing to offer an Inquisitorial internship to the winner of best torture of users. The best misuse of technology winner is offered (at no charge) the opportunity to be turned into a mindless gun drone servitor. The winner of best in show will evaluated for execution. The winner of best use of R.U.P. WILL be executed as they have been deemed to be a threat to humanity.
Enjoy your prizes.

I think I might kill a man for a giant inflatable turkey.

By the by, have you clicked on the link for Real Ultimate Power? It is the best thing ever. Better than Makers Mark, better than Broccoli Chesse soup, Better than Garlic Croutons and certainly better than Jokes about the Spaniards. But not quite as good as Jason Mraz.

Have you considered having a thong formerly worn by naomi for a prize? I've heard that kind of thing is big in Japan.

Only six days left? I´ll download RB in an hour, then I´m going to drink my programming skills our of my brain (not that I´d have any, but you never know) with absinth. This will also help finding an idea for a software I can apply a horrible GUI on. I want this turkey!

Amateur crap vs. Professional crap. I am scared...

Just remember, professional crap is the same as amateur crap, but its crap of a higher quality and occasionally its crap with tech support. In some instances, its very attractive crap with a well designed GUI but absolutely no functionality. Sometimes, professional crap is also full of bullshit, as well as often only being good for the garbage. It tends to have junk files, as well as being a waste of my time.
That could have been better, but it kind of came out like rubbish.

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YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUR WEBSITE AND DOWNLOAD OUR SOFTWARE!!! NEVER!!!!!

Unless you click on the link.