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Observe the icon. Are those WOODEN PENISES??
Jean-Yves Proux, the only luster contained in this application is the unmistakable gloss of wooden penises. And what kind of version is “1,4” anyway? We award a histrionic 9.7, and a strict admonishment never to attempt something like this again.
Posted by ladd at October 13, 2003 08:21 PM | TrackBackfirst
Posted by: heh on October 13, 2003 09:00 PMI am disappointed that the review did not draw attention to the Killer function of this tool; namely, the soon-to-be industry-standard Pus Controller, which can also be subclassed to reign in eczema. Windows users, on the other hand, will be waiting for years for a solution to their dandruff problems. Rejoice, Mac dermophiles!
Posted by: NOT N.O.T. on October 13, 2003 10:21 PMLadd, you may not realize this (though you may) but in many countries, they use a comma where us Americans would use a decimal point, and vice versa. Now, its possible this person doesn't understand the concept that the decimal is the typical seperator used here in the States, and from the title they appear to be European. Lets cut them some slack, they had a lot of wars over there and most of the good genetics got wiped out.
Unfortunetly, that same lack of genetic goodness applies to us as well....but thats cause we have the South....
Yes, I realize this. But it doesn't excuse the prior version being "1.3"
Okay, that settles it then. This foreigner so needs to be smacked by my "Steel Ruler of Justice"®. And you all just got a lesson in European culture! Grab your measuring instruments and get smacking people!
Posted by: Laemkral on October 14, 2003 12:14 AMThe Phantom Beeper prefers to use the Steel Tape-measure of Justice for his smacking needs.
Oh, and Beep.
Posted by: Phantom Beeper on October 14, 2003 03:06 AMAh, lamentable ContrôlePus, oozing that which is its namesake from its delightful gooey GUI. Is this not what we have Process Viewer for? Or is this like Process Manager's Big Brother, offering us benevolent security in exchange for our worthless civil liberties? Damn you to hell, Ashcroft!
Posted by: Seymour Butts on October 14, 2003 06:11 AMCan I use my Meter Stick of Smiting? I find the meter stick to actually produce a better welt than the yard stick. And what is it lately with the dick jokes? Mind you, I'm not complaining, I enjoy dick jokes as much as the next guy, but not as much as Norm. Wait, I think he just likes the dick part. Not so much the joke.
Posted by: I.C. Weiner on October 14, 2003 11:17 AMI suck dicks like you for breakfast!
Posted by: Norm O. Tidwell on October 14, 2003 11:31 AMAll objects that are derivatives of the Steel Ruler of Justice® are acceptable for hitting this guy. Hell, anything big and blunt, or thin and smacky, or sharp and barbed, or well anything...is acceptable. Learn to use a period properly you bad bad person!
Clearly this is some plot by someone to do something!!!!
GAAAH!!! *runs off screaming about stuff*
This looks a bit like the dreaded Task Manager on computers running Win****. I have to use this Dell at work and I have to 'end task' a lot, because nothing ever works right. Mostly it's because when you run Illustrator and Netscape at the same time they both end up 'not reponding'. I'm not sure what that has to do with this, mostly it just pisses me off and I wanted to get it off my chest. That computer makes me yearn for my lucious iMac.
Everyone go adopt your very own fancy chicken!!
Posted by: Nick on October 14, 2003 06:35 PMPets aren't permitted in the dorms.
Posted by: Laemkral on October 14, 2003 09:59 PMPets aren't permitted in the dorms. So sad it is....
Posted by: Laemkral on October 14, 2003 09:59 PMpoo
Posted by: Comment Space Waster Pro™ 1.1 on October 15, 2003 05:14 AMCorrect me if I'm mistaken BUT -- is not the Comment Space Waster sliding down the slippery slope into poopy territory? This cannot be right.
I'm just saying.
Posted by: poo sniffer on October 15, 2003 07:56 PMI don't see a conspiracy in this. Just an idiot. Wait....thats just a mirror....and someone behind me!!! AHH!! CONSPIRACY!!!
Posted by: Laemkral on October 16, 2003 12:07 AMI, uh, accientally let it slip to the Man that you were posting and working. Uh, sorry. It was an accident.
Posted by: Nick on October 18, 2003 02:36 AM