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A few interesting Google searches for which we unexpectedly appear on the first page:
Feel free to increase our rank, or post other novel search terms where we land on the front page.
Posted by ladd at February 9, 2004 08:25 PM | TrackBackRosy Periwinkle? WTF? huh...
by the by... first post.
KABOOM!
#19 when searching for Persian Cracker
http://www.google.com/search?q=persian+cracker&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&start=10&sa=N
Posted by: A.Y.B.A.B.T.U. on February 9, 2004 09:22 PM#19? That's not front page!
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Posted by: Ladd on February 9, 2004 09:53 PMUnfortunately, you are also number one (1) when searching for "Norm O. Tidwell". I do not relate this to you with any joy.
A could go for a nip of "Grandad's Fine Aluminum Polish and Spirit" right about now. Be a good chap, aussie, and pass it down.
Oh the humanity...
Posted by: Nick on February 9, 2004 10:28 PMHere you go, Nick, me old beanbag. Take a slug of Grandad's finest!
By the way, "aussie boy" brings PvT up in 15th place, but I'm more interested in the title of the page that comes up 5th:
"Behavior OnLine - and here's some help for Aussie Boy"
Hmmm!
By the way, to those of you who think I'm egotistical for looking myself up, two things:
1) If I'm not egotistical on my own behalf, who will be?
2) Get a dead wallaby up ya!
Night all!
Posted by: aussie boy on February 10, 2004 03:29 AMThanks old muttonchop.
Posted by: Nick on February 10, 2004 07:20 AMnaked-polka contest (1st place!)
Posted by: Yours Truely on February 10, 2004 01:07 PMFeral ellipses!
Armpit hair whip!
Ferret drippings!
I'M NUMBER ONE! WHOOOOP!
But can I put this on my resume?
Sharpened turd!
Naked grandmother backgammon!
Beeper snot!
Posted by: Robo on February 10, 2004 03:31 PMActually, fair Naomi, you are also number one for 'van Tol'.
Unfortunately, I doubt that this will help in the never-ending battle to rescue the ancestral family tulip farm from those Reformation thugs.
Posted by: Leibnitz, N. on February 10, 2004 04:40 PMnude backgammon -- 2 and 3
Belvedere snifter -- 4 and 5
intellectual giants -- no show! I don't understand it ...
Posted by: aussie boy on February 10, 2004 05:43 PMThat ancestral tulip farm is MINE, dammit! I want the castle and the windmill too, and I don't care who knows it.
But I draw the line at the homemade wooden clogs. They hurt my toes.
Pretty darn low on the list for 'penis', too.
'Ladd' doesn't even show up.
I mean, 'Ladd' doesn't show up for 'Ladd', not for 'penis'.
Although there's more hits connecting the two searches at wisc.edu than I might have expected...
My boyfriend jist came 'round, and I jist done a search for his 'penis'. Made my eyes google!
It were pretty darn low, too, I kin tell ya. Pretty near down to his knees low!
Heh heh heh! Light ma pipe will ya, littl'un ...
Posted by: Trailer-Park Girl on February 10, 2004 08:16 PMhow on earth could you put Rosey Periwinkle on there and forget the most hilarious and rediculous of all queries
Number #1 and a google spell checker suggestion.
Posted by: Wolfkin on February 11, 2004 12:09 PMI just need to point out that I had NOTHING TO DO with the website below:
http://www.pet-net.net/horoscopes.htm
I apologize in advance for intruding into these fine forums.
Your fond humanitarian internationalist par excellence,
Winky Baltimore Wiltshire III, Jr., Esq., Mysql.
This one brings a tear to the eye. And it's not a tear of joy or happiness, no, it is indeed a tear of pain and fear.
#2 for Rixster.
I'm sure that I am violating some sort of PvT pact to never mention that name again, but it must be made known. We have to think about the children, dammit!
Posted by: Nick on February 11, 2004 02:24 PMNumber 5 for "pervert chicken"
Posted by: poultry poacher on February 11, 2004 04:28 PMNumber 1, 2, 3 and 4 for "I have a big weiner."
Number 3, 4, 5 and 6 for "I have a big wiener."
'longdongsilver' and 'idiot': first page
Posted by: Leibnitz, N. on February 11, 2004 06:15 PMJamba Juice-infused heaven: #1 and 2.
Posted by: batgirl on February 12, 2004 09:25 AMHere's a surprising one: #10 Mac OS X Exposé
badger
Posted by: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on February 12, 2004 09:33 PM#2, 3, 4 and 5 for 'useless penis'
Posted by: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on February 13, 2004 05:37 AM"rotochopper" with "giant squid" gets both #1 and #2! Of course, they're the only two entries. I'm shocked that rotochoppers and giant squids aren't debated elsewhere. It's such an important geopolitical problem these days.
Posted by: Uncertain Future on February 14, 2004 11:04 AM