First post!

I feel like Vics Vapo Rub on an open wound! Woo-Hoo!

*sniff*

Oh, I'm SO proud of you! You finally made First Poster! It's like my little Normy is all grown up! I'll cherish this day forever.

*sniff*

Why hasn't that super-witty person posted that always hilarious, "I have a big weiner" line yet. I always laugh my ass off when I see it.

And no one said "penis" yet. That's almost as funny, but lacks the nuances of the weiner line.

Come on, juvies. I'm waiting...

Wow. A $10 frontend to renice(8).

Here's a free version. It requires perl and the Mac::Carbon distribution. I get a kick out of taking functionality people code up crappily and charge money for, and rewriting it in a few lines and giving it away for free.

#!/usr/bin/perl
use Mac::Processes;

BEGIN { system('sudo', 'true') }

my $priority = shift || -10;

my $oldpsn = 0;
while (1) {
   my $psn = GetFrontProcess();
   if ($psn) {
      if ($oldpsn) {
         if (!SameProcess($psn, $oldpsn)) {
            renice(0, $oldpsn);
            renice($priority, $psn);
         }
      } else {
         renice($priority, $psn);
      }
      $oldpsn = $psn;
   }
   sleep 10;
}

sub renice {
   system('sudo', 'renice', shift, '-p', GetProcessPID(shift));
}

__END__

For all of You who want to give the above script a try, don't forget to make the file executable.

chmod o+x

Oh, and by the way, I HAVE a big schlong, but i don't go braggin' about, cause I'm an ugly nerd, and it wouldn't help getting laid, so why bother!

Ah, well...

Why does that "enter root password here" box smack of "serve me up my hacking piping hot sir"... Of course the fact that 99.9% of Mac OS X users don't have root enabled is a savings grace at least...

Seventh post!

Root!

I wonder if this will help Diablo II run faster in Open GL mode on my G4/466...

Gee, it'll probably make my old 7600 with a 300 MHz upgrade card run like a 2 GHz G5, don't cha think? I mean, it's a CPU Speed Accelerator, after all. I'd pay 10 bucks to have a new G5. This sounds like a real steal.

NOT!

THIS IS THE FIRST POST BY A POSTER TO MENTION HOW FINE THEIR TITS ARE.
IF YOU WANNA SEE --EMAIL
BIGBOOMERS@HOTMAIL.COM

BE SURE TO INCLUDE A PIC.

Tits??!! PFFT! I can see tits on a cow.

What I'd really like is to see you mate with a submarine.

Be sure to include a pic.

I'd very much like to see that as well. I wonder what a humna/submarine hybrid would look like...

Additionally I wonder if you could use said sub-race as a PC race in DnD. I bet a half human-half submarine gets wicked bonuses to stength.

uh-oh, I may have just given away that I am a big nerd...

Ladies and gentlemen, I really think that you are being rude to Mr. Doe. He obviously has come here with important questions, and to simply ignore him will only serve to alienate him further.

Mr. Doe, as you are obviously not on the PvT mailing list, you didn't get Mr. Tidwell's panicked email of last night pleading his unfair disadvantage of having his 'P' key stuck. As you might have noticed, we have all, except yourself, refrained from using proper anatomical reference to the male organ.

In deference to your special needs, I provide the following URL; I suggest that you search for the 'small member' page.

http://www.smru.org/index.html

Toodles! Etc!

I am the real speed accelerator!Just ask my brother Racer X.

I have a big weiner.

Sorry for posting so late. I have a big hangover too.

"I have a big weiner." Wow, I'm laughing my ass off now. It just gets fucking funnier with time. LDS, you're ready for go on a comedy club tour.

I'm also pretty impressed that a 12 year old has a hangover. But how else would your priest be able to "get the goods" because, of course, you're a good boy and don't *normally* do that sort of thing.

Did I mention? I have a big weiner. I must admit that I never noticed that my handle (stupid pun intended) "LDS" can be rearranged as LSD. Whatever.

And no, I'm not a *normal* boy. I have a big weiner.

Seeing as I'm 45, I don't think I qualify as a juvenile.

However, I play one on TV.

Remember back in school how it was always the jerks and prissy girls who told us we were acting immature? I still hate those assholes. So piss off, Mr. Critic. If you don't like juvenile behavior, go masturbate somewhere else.

Dear Mr. Uncertain Future,

I did not see "Mr. Critic" masturbate. How is it YOU saw him masturbate? You got some weird fetish going on there? I think you should stand on the back side of my wood chipper and catch the body parts as they come flying out. It would give a perspective in life that few have experienced. BTW, you may eat any body parts you catch if you are hungry. Who knows, maybe you may catch some kitty cat parts so you can eat some pussy!

yo long dong silver, i can't wait to have you slide it in between my double ds and my tunnel system

all this talk about penis's is making me horney,extremely.
Who's gonna be the first ultra geek to sink their love pole into my sheath?

Dear Ladies And Gentlemen,
This app actually sounds interesting.
i see where there's a free demo, and i wonder if anyone has actually tried it and what the results were.
Please let me know.
Thank you

PS: the forums here seem to mostly contain abuse.
if you're going to reply in an abusive fashion concerning my inquirey, please don't bother. cheers.

was out of town so i couldn't mention, in a timely fashion, the info regarding the fact that i have a very large penis.

i have a very large penis.

Dear wannano,

Fending off abusive responses is the equivalent of asking for a near death religious wood chipper experience. Since your ass is so big, I think it will take two passes through the wood chipper.

Dear Wannano,

I attempted to run the software,but ran into a problem with it loading on my Amiga.

Also,I too have a large penis and much body hair.Perhaps I should let Norm shave me.

Your pal,
Ron

Dear Ron Jeremy,

I'm sorry, but I don't like to shave body hair. I prefer to scrape it off with a straight edge hydraulic shovel.

Mr. Wannano:

Consider for a moment, that this piece of, shall we be polite? software is listed on this particular site. Consider further that it was given a rating of 11.0. This means that none other than the famous and illustrious (and well-hung) Ladd Van Tol considers it totally useless. Could that perhaps relate to your question?

The real reason Ladd considered it useless was it kept falling off his well hung woo-hoo maker. Even naomi couldn't find a use for it because it kept being crushed like a stale potato chip between the two towering mighty mountains for which legions of juvenile male naomi worshipers dream about. Of course Jan and Piglet Bob use it for fishing bait, but that doesn't count.

Thank you all.
whilst doing research on this, i found out about
system optimizer x. Has anyone used it?

Ps i also have a large penis.
nicely shaved

oh and i have a nice firm, normal sized ass. (slightly hairy)

oh also:
i wasn't sure if anyone actually used it.
there always seems to mostly mentions of penises, some tits, etc.

thanks again

dual 1ghz mdd
dual 866 mdd
single 1.25 mdd
also power tower pro g4 850!
power tower pro g4 350?
beige g3 266!

OK, everyone with a big weiner raise your hands.

BOTH hands.

Yes, I know you'll have to let go, this will only take a sec...

OK, thanks. Carry on!

Ich hoffe Sie unreife Arschloche alle Fäule und sterbe.

Je vous espère les abrutis non mûrs toute la putréfaction et meurs.

Li spero fori acerbi dell'asino tutta la putrefazione e muoio.

Eu espero-o furos immature do burro todo o rot e morro-o.

Ik hoop u onrijpe ezelsgaten al verrotting en de matrijs.

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I really miss Aussie Boy.
His posts are off-color, but at least they are funny.

What's 'software' and may I please order 5 copies?

i just wanked my (really large) willie.

I used the software.

If a program is created 'properly', and if the other software on your system is created 'properly', then when the other crap is in the background, it doesn't try to suck all the processor time from your foreground app. It's not such a big deal now in OSX, but if developers spent the additional 50 seconds necessary to set their background cycle sucking to a minimum, we wouldn't need metallic crap like this one.

This does not do ANYTHING to the CPU. Thus, its title is horribly inaccurate.

I had a big weiner, but my girlfriend bit it off in a drunken rage. Note to other guys: don't take your girlfriend up on an offer to blow you when she's in a drunken rage.

I TOUCHED MYSELF SEVERAL TIMES OVER THE WEEKEND.

FUCK

2 JEWS WALK INTO A BAR....................................

What is it with you guys and capital letters? I mean really!

Wannano, SOX works super, but don't get the wrong idea. You can't really "defrag" unix.

This guy walks into a bar. You'd think he would have seen it ...

Ha.

Go the Australian! The first post in some time not to mention the girth, length, weight, circumference, species or form of the penis. Well done.

two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have learnt. Tehehe.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Last post! w00t!