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Naomi wants presents that come from afar
A turnip, a spaceship, a rubber cigar
Naomi's our sister, we think she's alright
The best of all sisters, her eyes are quite bright
So please holler quite loudly, and join as I say:
Happy birthday, Naomi, today is your day
Summary: Frightening application enables rendering of Jacksonesque plastic surgery effects in silico. Panic ensues as a supernaturally thin nose and horrifically googly eyes haunt the populace in the unsuspecting town below.
Result: hasty proclamation of an unaltered 11 rating, and admonishment to readers to be happy with their bodies, no matter how horribly distended and grotesque their noses may be.
